I Want My Teeth Back, The Tooth Fairy is Dumber Than I Thought

Sean lost two teeth this week~one day after the other. After forgetting to put the first lost tooth under the pillow the first night, we remembered the next night when the second fell out (btw~both teeth were actually pulled out, one by me and the other by the school nurse. Never done that before, but these teeth were really holding on, wiggling and bleeding.) He actually suggested it to me and then went to the nurse for the second tooth and she suggested it to him.

So, we remembered to put them under the pillow when there were two. That night the tooth fairy left $5.00. I thought that was pretty good~$2.50/tooth. Unfortunately, Seano thinks his teeth are worth more. As in $19.00 for both teeth. Well, this wasn't happening. The fit he put up was unbelievable to me. He told me that the tooth fairy is an idiot and that he was putting the $5.00 back under his pillow for her to take so that he could have his teeth back.

Unfortunately for him, the tooth fairy doesn't have a very good memory, nor does she care very much whether or not he thought $5.00 was enough (although she was hurt that he was upset). When he woke up the next morning the money was gone (probably fell behind his bed) but the teeth were no were to be found. He came downstairs that morning and announced that "the tooth fairy is dumber than I thought. I left the $5.00 under my pillow and she took it, but did not give me my teeth back." LOL! Brian and I almost died laughing.