Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Contradictory Audreyisms of the Day

One day last week I was helping Audrey in the bathroom. When she was done she picked up the toilet paper (as with most things in our house, the toilet paper holder is broken), looked through it and said, "I just found the perfect mommy!"

The other night she and I had a battle over getting her out of my bed. When I started to get angry she said, "I hate you". I told her that I didn't hate her and that she had hurt my feelings. The next morning I was getting ready and she said to me, "I love you". I reminded her about the night before and she responded, "But I love you AND I hate you". Then she went on to tell me that I'm beautiful and old.

I don't know whether to hug her or give her a time out!